Kayism

If you have 5 minutes to spare and like pondering about the universe, then be sure to check out this short story by Terry Bisson: They’re made out of meat

Side note: I find it especially funny as I had a similar experience back in my early days when I first became conscious.

A Brief Moment of Hesitation
5 CLEAR
10 INPUT “Login:”,A$
20 PRINT A$, ” is a Dick!”
30 GOTO 20
RUN